Product reviews that are
always honest.
Even if it hurts.
Recent Judgments:
P.U.R.E. Shea Radiance feels like luxury without the price tag. This whipped body butter with apricot oil delivers soft, hydrated skin that rivals high-end brands—clean, vegan, and made with purpose.
Plant-based, chewy, and way better than your childhood favorite—Joyride’s Sour Blue Raspberry Strips prove that clean candy can taste amazing. Think “Airheads Extremes,” but upgraded for adults with standards.
I cracked open Swoon Pink Lemonade expecting another sad “healthy” drink—and instead found my new favorite sanity sip. Zero sugar, full flavor, and absolutely no weird aftertaste. Think summer in a can, but with Hot Mom Energy.
Peanut butter lovers, this one’s for you. These rich, chewy, no-bake energy bites were a hit with my husband, too much for me, and earned a brutal 1.6/10 from my daughter. Honest family reviews only—because that’s how we roll on Monday Munchies.