My sensitive skin has been through it all—lotions, scrubs, sunscreens, you name it. Most products leave me red and itchy, but Primally Pure’s Citrus + Mint Body Butter promised farm-to-skin hydration and luxury results. Spoiler: it’s rich, refreshing, and absorbs faster than most body butters—but does it justify the price tag? Here’s my honest take.

Soft, chewy, and chocolatey enough to win over a date-hater—Yumster Yo! Bars are the tiny snack I didn’t expect to love. But at just three inches long, you’ll need the whole box to feel satisfied. Here’s the full scoop from a busy mom who ate them all.

These Whole Foods 365 Sour Peach Rings hit with sour, follow with sweet, and disappear faster than my patience at bedtime. $3.49, slightly bougie, and completely addictive—yes, I ate the whole bag, and no, I’m not sorry.

I wanted a super snack. What I got was 22 tiny bites of blueberry-ish bird feed for ten dollars. Sure, they’re organic, vegan, and packed with wellness influencer buzzwords—but do they actually taste good? Let’s just say, IMBHO, this “superfood” is more super meh.

Freeze-dried fruit is my weakness, but these bananas were a total flop. Think stale fruit meets strong cardboard with a side of regret. At $6.69 a bag, I expected better. Here’s the full scoop in my biased, honest opinion.

I wasn't prepared to fall in love with a box of lentils and rice, but here we are. This red lentil rice from Thrive Market smells like garlic and paprika heaven, cooks in one pot, and tastes like Spanish rice with a glow-up. Honestly, I forgot I was supposed to review it—because I was too busy eating it.

Fresh out of the shower and already fighting for my life—this Humble deodorant promised clean ingredients and spa vibes, but delivered militant mosquito spray and an armpit inferno. I gave it a shot, but my sensitive skin waved the white flag. If you’ve got tougher pits than I do, it might be your thing. Me? I got humbled. Literally.

Listen. I love a good hair day as much as the next mom trying to do five things before the coffee even finishes brewing. The moment I massaged in Acure’s Ultra Hydrating Shampoo & Conditioner and caught that warm almond scent—like childhood in a bottle—I knew this was more than just a wash. It was a main character moment. Somewhere in the distance, a wind machine fired up and my shower became a cinematic masterpiece.