Get your fresh cookie in 30 seconds, but there’s a glitch. Buyer beware…

These blondies tasted like a sugar cookie with a hint of key lime, but the texture…

With a play on Lay’s “no one can eat just one” slogan, the Chuao bar says, “one is never enough”. I disagree. It should say, “one is too many”.

When I opened the package, I was drawn in by the smell of a really good sugar cookie with caramel overtones. When I pulled it from the package, the granulated sugar on top sparkled and made me want to take a bite.

I purchased two different flavor profiles for this review: coconut chocolate chip and peanut butter and jelly flavor. These bars are gluten free, non-GMO and plant-based. They offer up 5 grams of net carbs and 8 grams of protein.

This product does boast no lactose, no gluten, no carrageenan and no sugar alcohol, and it is marked Keto and Non-GMO. More positive vibes there.

These are plant-based Keto bars; it’s always tough to find good snacking items that fit this eating lifestyle. Each bar has 5 grams of net carbs and 9 grams of protein, but that’s where the positives end.

Sadly, my hopes and dreams of something crunchy and satisfying didn’t just go down the drain, but down the toilet. All of a sudden, I was taken aback by what I was seeing. Is that feathers? No way! It couldn’t be! Argh! It was!!